4 Types Of Women
4 Different Types of Women
A man has 4 different types of women: 1. Wifey 2. Baby Girl 3. Side Piece 4. Jump Off
Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women. She is loved, needed and wanted by her man…she is VIRTUALLY IRREPLACEABLE. She is the girl that the man loves and will always love, he never wants to see her with another man….BUT he will cheat on her with Baby Girl until he is mature enough to realize that if he gets caught or messes up in any way and loses Wifey, he would be screwed, and NEVER be happy again. Wifey gets along with mom, is independent, never nags, loves to dress sexy for her man, can cook and loves to keep a clean house. Wifey gets called 5 or 6 times a day. The drawback of Wifey, she loves public displays of affection…which might intefere with the acquisition of a Side Piece.
2) Baby Girl is ALWAYS just as hot as Wifey and usually has a very active social life…she IS replaceable, thinks she’s the next Wifey, but will only be Wifey if an extreme disaster takes place. Baby Girl gets some of the benefits of Wifey, like quality time every now and then and even presents on birthdays and holidays, but thats as far as it goes. The main reason to have Baby Girl is in case Wifey really really messes up, she can be replaced in a matter of weeks because Baby Girl has been groomed to slip right into her spot. Be careful of Baby Girl, she tends to be just as attached as Wifey and therefore can be dangerous to the Side Piece. Biggest benefit of Baby Girl…she is extremely private and hates causing a scene, baby girl can come into the same restaurant as you and wifey and wifey will have no idea you two even know each other. Baby Girl is a master of disguise as well.
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3) Side Piece, usually a female that the guy uses only for sex or other pleasures, she is usually the one that he goes to for that 3some or some late night head after the club. When Wifey is acting up and Baby Girl is at work, the Side Piece is usually the one to hold him over for a few hours. He can meet with the Side Piece for reasons other than sex, but normally that only happens one week during the month. Side Pieces are hard to spot when they are out because most of her friends are either Wifey’s or Jump Offs. Drawback of having more than one side piece, they usually know each other somehow….There is possibly a side piece network.com or some other form of side piece communication. Try to keep your side piece count below 4 if possible.
4) Jump Off…every mans dream and worst nightmare. She is trying to move up in life, wants to be a Side Piece or Wifey but doesnt know how to go about it. They are the girls that he holla’s at when he’s with his boys…she is usually stored in the cell phone by a nick name because he barely remembers her real name and where he met her…he only recalls how fat her ass was. The Jump Off gets called in emergencies only, when Wifey is moody, baby girl is on vacation and side piece is with her baby’s father. The Jump Off is extremely dangerous in public for a number of reasons, she is usually 5 other guys jump off as well, so she might cause drama with you and one of those dudes if you slip up, she also has no problem confronting you in the mall when you are with Wifey (something that baby girl would NEVER do) and the most dangerous thing about Jump Off…She ALWAYS seems to find out where you live and or work.
I agree with the sidepiece network. These are the females that keep your buzz in the streets. If you get a good sex report… they will spread the word and bring more females 2 u.(directly or indirectly) If u have bad sex reports from 2 many of these females…you will wonder why the ladies ain’t hollering.
I wouldn’t necessarily agree with the statement “Wifey is the sexiest, most successful and most respected of all the women.” The reason why most men get the ‘Baby Girl’, ‘Sidepiece’ , and ‘Jump-off’ in the first place is because wifey IS NOT handling her business. Mainly because she has become a chubby, twinkie eatin, couch potato who’s greatest achievement as of late has been to waddle her fat ass to the ATM and withdraw her husband’s hard earned money. His occasional trysts with the latter four are the only thing that is keeping him sane and from giving an uppercut to one of her 3 chins. I am not saying that this is true in ALL cases, but if wifey would follow her obligations, stay on top of her job and keep herself up then the ‘Baby Girl’, ‘Sidepiece,’ and ‘Jump-off ‘could possibly become extinct! Oh Snaps!!!